10 Dog Peeves About Humans

by Rumour Miller on June 1, 2005

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1. Blaming your farts on me… not funny … not funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking. I’m A FRIGGIN’ DOG YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is it anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose … stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooo, what a proud moment for the
top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for “the big snip”, then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake
thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello???? Haven’t you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you’re just jealous.


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Dog Lover June 1, 2005 at 5:37 pm

Hugging him right now! This is good.

Sweet Soul June 1, 2005 at 8:48 pm

LOL….you guys and your dog….Molson’s just like a kid…LOL

C June 2, 2005 at 9:01 am

6 and 9 are my fav’s!

BonnyT June 2, 2005 at 11:31 am

I hate to say that I haven’t. 🙁

Off to do it now!

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