Top 10 Signs the Supreme Court Needs a Vacation

by Rumour Miller on July 15, 2005

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10. Most of their rulings are taken word for word from that day’s episode of Judge Judy.
9. The Court’s last opinion was written on back of a Club Med brochure.
8. Justices frequently announce, “My verdict is tails… I mean, guilty.”
7. Overwhelmingly repealed the “one person per robe” rule.
6. Rehnquist has been “pounding the gavel” four, maybe five times a day.
5. Most days Court consists of three justices and six Magic 8 Balls.
4. Just help tribal council and voted out Justice Anothony Kennedy.
3. Last couple of cases each day are decided by the cleaning crew.
2. Only thing they’re arguing lately is margaritas versus daiquiris.
1. Oath witnesses must take: “Do you swear blah blah blah?”

-David Letterman

Have a great weekend. We are going on holidays so I won’t be posting for a few days. Enjoy!

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Your Fairy Godmother July 15, 2005 at 5:40 pm

Have a wonderful time off, dear. And make sure the kitties are taken care of. One was hungry the other night and I barely escaped with a nip on my wing. I think it was Smokey.

*blowing fairy kisses your way*

Karen July 15, 2005 at 7:09 pm

have a great time–see ya when you get back !

BonnyT July 16, 2005 at 5:53 am

Happy Vay-Cay!

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