Liquor warnings
Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Canada’s
suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all
varieties of alcohol containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
your ass kicked.
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alholcol may mack you tink you kan tpye
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the consumption of alcohol may make me skinny dip tonight !
whoo hoo !
I stole this from my sister… it’s a goody tho.
great post….I laughed my ass off…(I borrowed it as well to email to friends…hehehe)
So, ‘dancing like a retard’ when you’re sober means what? Because I have some people to inform, then…;)
THIS is tooooo funny. Thank you for the laughter:) Renee