Smokey & The Bandit

I did a post yesterday about Moby.
Today it is about Smokey & The Bandit.
I was going to take a picture of Smokey McSmokerson
last night while snuggling in bed. He looked so
grouchy and I called him “Pissy McPisserson” and
“Grouchy McGroucherson”. I didn’t get the photo.

There isn’t much to say about Bandit. Or Bandito.
He is our “Lard Ass”. I know you are thinking “rude”,
but it is true, this cat weighs a ton. He doesn’t really
snuggle, but has been known to wake us in the middle of the
night with a fright. This freaky cat will sit beside you
near your head and just stare at you until you wake up and
jump from fright. Then he jumps down off the bed, mission
accomplished, and thud thud thuds his way down the hall.