Molson’s Bone

by Rumour Miller on January 22, 2006

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It’s me Molson. You have all seen me on here before. Those pictures of that Stinkin Cute Lab (psst.. that’s me). I have a some things to share with you. Read on. Please excuse any typos or spelling mistakes, typing wiht paws is not easy. Not easy at all.

If a dog was your teacher, you would learn stuff like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory. (Some dogs get really snippy, I just Fart. Does the trick around here).
Take naps.
Stretch before rising.
Run, romp and play daily. (I like romping with the cats but they don’t always play along.)
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. (I growl when I am playing and Mommy gets mad, something about scaring people or something. I’m not scary, I’m usually scared).
On hot days, drink lots of water, and lie under a shady tree.
When you’re happy, dance around, and wag your entire body. (This is actually really good exercise too)
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk (While stopping to sniff every inch of the sidewalk)
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you are not.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.

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